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I can't even wrap my head around this menu, which is, as you so aptly put it, totally bonkers. You know I love me some donuts, but this has to be the grossest menu item I've ever cast my eyes upon: "The Badass (for 1 little niece or nephew) All dressed-up and angry, 185 grams of char-grilled PRIME HAMBURGER MEAT, rashers of bacon, a golden-brown layer of cheese and a monster chipotle BBQ sauce, a whack of guacamole, mounted BETWEEN 2 GLAZED DONUTS. Served with handmade chips." How does one eat that and not immediately go into cardiac arrest? Also, I'm shocked they only put one drop of alcohol in your drinks because you'd need to be BLOTTO to choke down any of this food. This cracked me up: "We ordered street tacos, which tasted like they were full of sweet Boston baked beans." WHAT WAS IN THEM?? You were both VERY brave for ingesting anything. Lol. Is this establishment popular? Were there any other diners in the place. So many questions!!!

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I know, the lack of alcohol in the margaritas was a cruel joke haha. It was probably just straight-up Boston Baked beans in those tacos, hahaha.

There was a couple sitting next to us who looked like they were on a painfully awkward first date. Which added to the bizarre ambiance. I can't tell if it's popular. Thank you for commending our bravery! We are just glad we made it out alive.

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I was afraid too, but sometimes in this life you have to be brave, you know? I have no idea what our taco contained but it certainly wasn't anything that should be in a taco.

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